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Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Coming Soon: 11/30/12

Well, November is just about done.  And it's already cold.  If you've never had a Seattle winter, well... there's very little snow but still really cold.  Go figure.  Anyway, what's coming out this week?

1) KILLING THEM SOFTLY:  Some criminals rob a mob funded card game and a guy is hired to track them down.

The Good: It promises to be a brutal affair.

The Bad: Critique of capitalism aside, everything about this movie just screams pointless.

Final Thoughts: I've been making "with his song" jokes about this movie ever since I heard about it.  It screams of pretense.  So, just enjoy it for the action and then forget you saw it.

2) THE COLLECTION: A psycho killer kidnaps a rich man's daughter.  And the rich man hires mercenaries to get her back.

The Good: Did you ever see Saw?  This is the Final Destination version of Saw.

The Bad: You know this is just going to be torture porn.

Final Thoughts: If you're a gore hound, this might be for you. 

3) UNIVERSAL SOLDIER - DAY OF RECKONING: A man tracks down the genetically enhanced zombie soldiers to get revenge for the death of his wife.

The Good: You know a movie this bat squeak insane won't be boring.  (ps they aren't really zombies)

The Bad: Anyone looking for a good piece of cinema, may I recommend you stay at home.

Final Thoughts: B movie action with some of the best of the '80s (Van Damme and Lundgren)  Can't wait!

4) SILENT NIGHT: A remake of the cult classic B movie Silent Night Deadly Night.  Cops try to track down a killer Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

The Good: Malcolm McDowell is always awesome and Knives Chou (Ellen Wong) is finally in another movie.

The Bad: It's a schlocky B movie and you have to be in on the joke.

Final Thoughts: If they remake Silent Night Deadly Night 2, that would be awesome.  GARBAGE DAY!!!! (If you saw the movie, you'd get the refrence)

See you at the movies

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