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Monday, January 9, 2012

Coming Soon: 1/13/12

Hello and happy Friday the 13th.  Should be a lot of fun with all the undead killer zombies with machetes hanging around.  Just warning, if you see someone walking around in a hockey mask, leave him be.  How about we see what's playing in the theaters in case there's a need to hide.

1) Beauty and the Beast 3D.  The beautiful Belle must live with the brutish Beast while the local hunk wants to marry Belle.

The Good: It's a re-release and not a remake.  If you saw it back in the day, it's the same great movie.

The Bad: nothing.  It's one of Disney's best movies.

Final Thoughts: I don't think the 3D gimmick is enough for me to buy a ticket but it is a good movie.  If you choose to go see it, it'll be a great time.

2) Contraband: A smuggler comes out of retirement to help his friend.

The Good: Mark Wahlberg is a decent actor as long as he doesn't have to do comedy.

The Bad: the story isn't anything new and the cast is a bit on the weak side.

Final Thoughts: I'm excited to see it.  Marky Mark can do action well.  I plan to see it.

3) Joyful Noise: A church choir deals with the pressure of winning a singing contest and the egos of the two leading ladies.

The Good: There should be some good music.  I guess.

The Bad: It's starring Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah in a church choir cat fight movie.  How good can it be?

Final Thoughts: There isn't any way I could care at all about this movie in any way.

4) The Divide: People go ape s*** inside a building's basement after a nuclear attack.

The Good: Imagine all the money you'll save by not going to see it!

The Bad: This is a two hour long episode of the twilight zone.  Full of gratuitous sex and violence.  And I swear to God if they do the twist ending that was in the Twilight Zone episode, there will be riots.

Final Thoughts: Unimaginative, uninteresting, and from the same director that did Hitman.  This is going to be painful.

See you at the movies

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