Well, November is just about done. And it's already cold. If you've never had a Seattle winter, well... there's very little snow but still really cold. Go figure. Anyway, what's coming out this week?
1) KILLING THEM SOFTLY: Some criminals rob a mob funded card game and a guy is hired to track them down.
The Good: It promises to be a brutal affair.
The Bad: Critique of capitalism aside, everything about this movie just screams pointless.
Final Thoughts: I've been making "with his song" jokes about this movie ever since I heard about it. It screams of pretense. So, just enjoy it for the action and then forget you saw it.
2) THE COLLECTION: A psycho killer kidnaps a rich man's daughter. And the rich man hires mercenaries to get her back.
The Good: Did you ever see Saw? This is the Final Destination version of Saw.
The Bad: You know this is just going to be torture porn.
Final Thoughts: If you're a gore hound, this might be for you.
3) UNIVERSAL SOLDIER - DAY OF RECKONING: A man tracks down the genetically enhanced zombie soldiers to get revenge for the death of his wife.
The Good: You know a movie this bat squeak insane won't be boring. (ps they aren't really zombies)
The Bad: Anyone looking for a good piece of cinema, may I recommend you stay at home.
Final Thoughts: B movie action with some of the best of the '80s (Van Damme and Lundgren) Can't wait!
4) SILENT NIGHT: A remake of the cult classic B movie Silent Night Deadly Night. Cops try to track down a killer Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.
The Good: Malcolm McDowell is always awesome and Knives Chou (Ellen Wong) is finally in another movie.
The Bad: It's a schlocky B movie and you have to be in on the joke.
Final Thoughts: If they remake Silent Night Deadly Night 2, that would be awesome. GARBAGE DAY!!!! (If you saw the movie, you'd get the refrence)
See you at the movies
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