Hello and happy Friday the 13th. Should be a lot of fun with all the undead killer zombies with machetes hanging around. Just warning, if you see someone walking around in a hockey mask, leave him be. How about we see what's playing in the theaters in case there's a need to hide.
1) Beauty and the Beast 3D. The beautiful Belle must live with the brutish Beast while the local hunk wants to marry Belle.
The Good: It's a re-release and not a remake. If you saw it back in the day, it's the same great movie.
The Bad: nothing. It's one of Disney's best movies.
Final Thoughts: I don't think the 3D gimmick is enough for me to buy a ticket but it is a good movie. If you choose to go see it, it'll be a great time.
2) Contraband: A smuggler comes out of retirement to help his friend.
The Good: Mark Wahlberg is a decent actor as long as he doesn't have to do comedy.
The Bad: the story isn't anything new and the cast is a bit on the weak side.
Final Thoughts: I'm excited to see it. Marky Mark can do action well. I plan to see it.
3) Joyful Noise: A church choir deals with the pressure of winning a singing contest and the egos of the two leading ladies.
The Good: There should be some good music. I guess.
The Bad: It's starring Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah in a church choir cat fight movie. How good can it be?
Final Thoughts: There isn't any way I could care at all about this movie in any way.
4) The Divide: People go ape s*** inside a building's basement after a nuclear attack.
The Good: Imagine all the money you'll save by not going to see it!
The Bad: This is a two hour long episode of the twilight zone. Full of gratuitous sex and violence. And I swear to God if they do the twist ending that was in the Twilight Zone episode, there will be riots.
Final Thoughts: Unimaginative, uninteresting, and from the same director that did Hitman. This is going to be painful.
See you at the movies
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